1. I know the real reason why the Twilight franchise is popular. It has nothing to do with vampires and everything to do with the dense sexual tension permeating the pages of a series written for hormone-surged young girls thirsty for trendy erotica.
2. Twilight is my new favorite book.
3. Sometimes in the dead of winter I open a bottle of sunscreen and sniff it. I call it my mental beach time.
4. I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew.
5. I’ve discovered grey hair in my left eyebrow and you have no idea how greatly this disturbs me.
6. I actually like rice cakes. The plain kind.
7. I’ll tell anyone who will listen that John Mayer is a massive tool.
8. “Your Body is a Wonderland” is in heavy rotation on my iPod.
9. I am a hypocrite.
10. There are days I hit the snooze button for over an hour before I actually get up.
11. The ShamWow guy fascinates me.
12. If asked, I would marry Alec Baldwin, Seth Rogan or Matt Damon without hesitation.
13. I may be the only person in the world who likes Kate Hudson with bangs.
14. There can never and will never be enough pillows on my bed.
15. Someone once smacked me in the face with baby back ribs. But that’s another story.
16. If legal, I would marry Madonna, Tina Fey or Christina Hendricks without hesitation.
17. It is impossible for me to not sing along when Bon Jovi comes on the radio.
18. They don’t sell make up light enough to match my skin tone.
19. This means I have very pale skin.
20. Contrary to popular belief, this does not make me a vampire, goth or emo.
21. I hate emo.
22. I use a fan in my bedroom even when the temps are below negative.
23. Popcorn is my favorite vegetable.
24. Yes, I wrote “vegetable.”
25. Because there’s corn in it.
Jennicki
HAHAHA, I LOVED this!
Oh Jennylicious, I heart you. You’re too freaking funny!
This is gorgeous.
you don’t have to defend popcorn as a vegetable……besides, don’t you also use vegetable oil to pop it? the question is….do you like it plain like rice cakes or do you salt and butter it?
Very insightful..and funny..
Whoa on #22……
Youre a vry interesting l;ittle lady Jen No wonder I love ya so! Have a good one